Life in these United States...

People all over these United States took to the streets again today, demonstrating against the utter futility of America's immigration and border-control policies. Cities as large as Los Angeles and as small as Garden City, Kansas, fell victim to "rallies" of as many as 100,000 people, by some estimates. And still, our politicians cannot decide what to do.
It's as simple as this, America:

1. Close the border, NOW! Build a fence, post the National Guard, anything! Just keep the problem from getting any phreaking worse!
2. Create a guest-worker program. If you come here legally and want to work, fine. Register, follow our laws, learn to speak English...and one day you can become a citizen, too.
3. Make it illegal to hire unregistered aliens. If they can't get work, they will either a) register or b) leave.
4. Make it a Felony to be an unregistered alien, and put them in prison or kick them out. PERIOD. It's not rocket-science, people!