Monday, April 24, 2006

New Usama Bin Laden Tape

Doesn't Bin laden remind you of a gopher? You don't hear from him for months on end, then suddenly he sticks his nose out, sniffs around a bit, then oozes back into his hidey-hole. In his most recent tape, he called for the surrender of offensive Danish cartoonists, complained about the U.S. blocking the "government of Hamas" and encouraged Jihadists to wage war against the U.S. in Sudan. While his messages get lots of play on Arab networks such as Al Jazeera, is anyone even listening? He sounds more desperate with every message and one can only hope that our most excellent special forces operatives are close at hand. Time to give him a good dose of gopher-be-gone.


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