Airstrike Kills al-Zarqawi

The U.S. reports that the terrorist and seven aides were killed in an airstrike near Baghdad last night. Although details are still coming in, it appears someone, possibly a resident in the area, gave up al-Zarqawi's location and will be collecting $25 million dollars. His body was identified by appearance and fingerprints.

al-Zarqawi had been the prime target in Iraq for sometime and was at the very top of the "Tango Dance Card". Experts had considered him the number two man in Al-Qaeda, but apparent disagreements recently with Osama bin Hidin' indicate that al-Zarqawi might have been after the top dog spot. So close and yet so far.

Enjoy martyrdom, scumbag!